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    October 19

    我打酱油回来了

    最近看的东西完全是另一个次元的言葉...orz
    俺知道有的时候阿姨我还是挺抽的,22年过来基本上都是神经大条天然呆模式全开
    但是我在此保证,俺从来不蹭,以后也不会曾得累...(远目)
    请诸位童鞋们以后也继续支持我一囧再囧的主观臆测的ACG吐槽...(众:你够了-)
     
    从今以后阿姨我也会继续加油的吐槽很有爱的每一天别pia我自己飞。
     
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    Translation
     
     
    Recently I have come across excessive reading materials both academically and non academically.
    So as onto the very special day of the year, after already twenty two repetitive times of celebration I've decided to do some conclusion regarding life.
    I do someitmes I tend to overdo and underdo things, but usually I make my perference based on the doctorine of mean.
    I do not think I will experience any sharp personality change in the near future, for example, a sudden augmentation of ego or id.
    Nevertheles I would like to say thanks to all my friends who have walked your way with this humble being and I thank you for every moment you ever shared with me. 
     
    Even from this point on in life I will still try be best to be myself and make better regeneration of this life.
     
    Thank you very much for enduring my prolonged gibbrish.
     
    All for the best,
     
    Moi
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    There are reasons behind why one should not discourse after prolonged sleep deprivation as the merely boundary of the sanity and unsoundness would be blurred.
    October 15

    入学指南

    1、上学途中,从后面飒爽的骑着自行车登场。
    A “早~上好啊~”笑眯眯很乐的样子,铃村健一(完蛋,首句崩坏Orz)
    B “早上好!”从后面赶上来的,浪川大辅
    C “早上好~!”爽朗的大哥哥,森田成一

    铃健貌似有点吵……森田貌似也很吵……浪川……很好欺负的是但抵死不肯被压or施压……算了森田吧Orz, 顺带一体,后面两只的眉毛比我拔的都细...(自抽一记)

    2、在楼梯口遇到。
    A “嗯……”好像还在睡,下野紘
    B “今天也要加油哦!”从早上开始就情绪很高呢,岸尾大辅
    C “今天上课那个要用啊?!忘记带了——!”现在就回去拿?柿原徹也

    尾巴前辈稍微让人有点……吃不消Orz
    柿子也很抽= =,不过语言课的话...还是算了...
    下野君看起来很好欺负的样子~

    3、进教室的第一句话。
    A “昨天的游戏很好玩啊!”喜欢玩游戏呢,KENN
    B “在车站发现了限定糕点~♪”诶,已经吃过了?菅沼久义
    C “放学后去买手办吧?”现在已经在计划放学后了?寺岛拓笃

    于是我深刻的意识到,帅哥的周围都是帅哥,而宅的周围也都是宅的,真理= =
    菅沼君吧,可是这人也好囧啊,跪

    4、班主任来了!
    A “大家早安”没有飞出小花来么?宫田幸季
    B “大家,早上好”老师领口开太多了!!井上和彦
    C “要点名了哦——”好像没什么精神呢,石川英郎

    很难想象整班同学个个两眼放光虎视眈眈盯着小绵羊宫田先生的说,但papa的奥様大概会用眼神杀人吧...
    还是小花吧,若时光倒退个20年,石川桑回到铃健的程度...我还是照样pass...囧,我错了


    5、实习老师的情景。
    A “要和老师谈场危险的恋爱么?”不用,谢了,游佐浩二
    B “老师我的兴趣是逛苏宁!”这种东西无所谓啦,松风雅也(对不起这句我抽了Orz)
    C “你们很没精神哦!!!(你们拍子不对哦!!!)”这是Live咩?!岩田光央(注:这个“ノリ”很麻烦很多意思,因为后面吐槽了Live,所以把“拍子”、“调子”的意思翻了一下,方便大家理解)

    Yusa~
    但是我不要危险的恋爱,您老人家在讲台上给我念万叶集就好,其实枕草子也不错= =,而且是京都弁啊京都弁!!

    6、第一节课是国语吧?
    A “这个地方考试会出哦——”温柔又沉稳,平川大辅
    B “老师读的时候要好好听”这种低音听不见啦!安元洋贵
    C “好,那就读一下这里”当然是请你来读,石田彰

    平子姐~,可是Y元那个听不见的低音系老师我也很心,不过哈又说回来低音系的话还是要数小杉叔吧,而且还得用bass扩音的连地板都震动的那种……还是平子姐吧,感觉考试会容易过一点……


    7、邻座传来的紧急求助。
    A “橡皮借我下!”扔过去要接住啊!前野智昭
    B “教科书给我看一下行么?”时机掌握的正好,入野自由
    C “zzz……”睡眠学习咩?铃木千寻

    前野君~看起来很好欺负的样子(众:你的标准忒诡异了)

    8、第二节课是数学。
    A “之前已经说过很多遍了不是么?”脑袋不好使真对不起,神谷浩史
    B “啊,粉笔折断了”不要这么这么不小心,保志总一朗
    C “1加1等于几——?”你不是在小学,宫野真守

    对我这种数学废柴来说,遇到卡米亚老师肯定很绝望o(╯□╰)o,而且搞不好因为做错题引发人家潜在女王S潜质的说...我又不是小林悠...
    总感觉包子要上课的话连黑板都会燃烧起来,而且动不动一口一个papi~的叫的话忒难受了...(刚才谁扔粉笔?!)
    Mamo好了,希望出考卷的时候也都是十位数以内加减法,不要有乘除法哦,阿姨搞不定的= =

    9、弟弟来教室了……有什么事?
    A “老姐,字典借一下——!”快点还回来哦,铃木达央
    B “姐姐,忘记拿便当了吧?”真能干呢,成濑诚
    C “没啥事,就是来玩玩♪”可爱的家伙,代永翼

    有达央君这种弟弟我会疯掉的Orz
    成濑……搞不好是很黏人的那种?
    还是选翅膀好了~

    10、第三节课是化学!

    A “所以说捏,这个会咚——的爆炸的说”爆炸了会很麻烦的,杉田智和
    B “为啥试剂看起来都一样啊”把太阳镜拿下来怎么样?森川智之
    C “做个巨型机器人吧!”稍微有点不可能呐……山口胜平

    让组长去教化学这个创意可以得诺奖,或者某种人间凶器进化 Orz
    出于人身安全的考虑我还是去上Mori的化学课好了= =,虽然感觉他要上的话半路上也肯定会出什么问题之后再装一脸无辜状...
    再说搞不好给组长一教回头考试化学方程式都变成游戏方程式了……(众:你就别找借口了= =)

    11、第四节课是社会。
    A “这个大佛呐~是……”老师,请讲一些佛像以外的,小野大辅
    B “老师喜欢的城市排名!”顺序又变了?远近孝一
    C “这个历史上的人物有点搞不大清楚说~”这种事情不要说出来!子安武人

    老猫……虽然实际上我不是很想听他的课,殴飞= =

    12、午休时间!
    A “一起吃饭好么?”当然,水岛大宙
    B “甜点里有蛋糕哦。要吃么?”不愧是原糕点师,三木真一郎
    C “天气真好,到外面去走走吧——!”野外午餐也不错呢,关智一

    抚子姐对不起了,小关也对不起了,这题我要选Miki~,qui monsieur啊啊啊, 最近被某人的年上废柴上司亲父系的声音萌的死去活来的~
    Miki好帅T_T~~~拖走

    13、第五节课是体育。饭后运动!
    A “很好,要跑了哦——!”老师,侧腹好痛……高桥广树
    B “踢球吧!”在旁边看看就行了,吉野裕行
    C “好,脚抬高——!”抬不上去了!!小山力也

    广树先生吧,我要是创青了啥地方人家还可以提供生肉做冷敷...
    吉野君忒吵了点儿,看看人家踢就算了,我要去踢坑定会被他热血的训死的..
    24反恐的体育课吃不消啊小山叔...

    14、痛痛,体育课的时候受伤了。保健室保健室……
    A “哪里痛啊?来让我看看。”亲切的让人心跳加速,诹访部顺一
    B “要我舔一下帮你消毒么?”舔了的话就更糟糕了,鸟海浩辅
    C “要仔细的观察一下,到这边躺好。”在想工口的事?小野坂昌也

    好邪恶的保健室(+﹏+)~
    如果选诹少的话,可能得把弟弟给邦过来抵债吧,谁让人家不受的嘛...放心,老姐会好好录音的 (众:有你这种姐姐的么?)

    15、第六节课是校长训话。好好听哦!
    A “好了,要认真听哦。”很绅士呢,大川透
    B “那个……这么难的讲话我不太在行诶……”有点软绵绵的,关俊彦(注:ほのぼの,大家意会意会哈囧)
    C “昨天的晚饭是咋回事?”叫你不要抽的……成田剑

    这学校如果是剑叔当校长估计会倒的很快吧= =
    大关看起来也很难惹啊,估计可能一个人说着说这就神隐了的感觉……还是大川叔叔吧, 实在不行就吼一嗓子唱一曲Orz

    16、社团活动时间。你是哪个社团?
    A “要卖力的唱哦!”轻音乐部的主唱,谷山纪章(注:此軽音楽非彼轻音乐,大家明白就好= =)
    B “对战吧。”剑道部主将,日野聪
    C“游戏漫画动画都喜欢吧?”漫画动画·研究部,绿川光

    剑道部……我估计是打不过神乐他哥的= =
    跟着光君一起宅算了(╯﹏╰)

    17、你的后辈是?
    A “前辈,今天会一直和我在一起的吧?”这个独占欲是怎么回事,野岛健儿
    B “前辈没有我就不行呢。”虽然嘴不饶人可还是值得信赖的后辈,福山润
    C “前辈!那个,可以跟你一起么……?”那么大个子的禁止做狗狗状仰望!!!羽多野涉

    总感觉要是选了DD,小西桑会叫手下把我扔到东京湾喂鱼去的,惹不起啊啊
    福山君总携带一种难以言喻的腹黑气质,忘不了人家VX live诊断时说把收拾不干净的东西全扔了的嘴脸, 我听了是那个雷,其实是因为我屋子也乱的有一拚...囧
    “上目遣い”这个词我脑子里出来的就是狗狗状仰望,虽然我肯定是仰望的那一个(背低嘛,没办法啊)……羽毛好可爱>_<

    18、你的前辈是?
    A “来,这个交给你了哦。拿着”其实是在拜托别人啊,中村悠一
    B “想听我的英雄史么?”有趣的话题说不停呢,樱井孝宏
    C “好,跟我来!”安心的交给他,伊藤健太郎

    肉村前辈……会被欺负死的吧?
    不过据某人说其实很優しい?
    算了,我还是安稳点跟健康太郎前辈走吧= =

    19、辛苦了。愉快的学园生活很棒吧?最后,请和你最喜欢的人一起放学。这个人是谁?
    好难的问题= =
    分析下来还是跟组长一起放学最划算,几乎等同于跟柿子、寺岛君、Y元、达央同学、卡米亚桑、小野姐、小鸟、羽毛、N村一起放学了(众:你以为郊游啊( ‵o′)凸)

    October 20

    誰とこそ仲良くすべきだ最中に、たとい黙るときても、何が突っ込んでいるので刻まれてゆく。。。

    ずっと黙れたあげくに、このままになってしまった。
    でも、このままででは、壊れする恐れがある。
    “そんな”言葉と言わない限り、許さないつもりですけれども。
    いつもおとなしい誰がそんなことをやったなんて、理解しがたいことでしょう?
     
     
    誰とこそ仲良くすべきだ最中に、たとい黙るときても、何が突っ込んでいるので刻まれてゆく。。。
    October 01

    目を閉じた厚い闇の中を、そのささやかな光は、まるで行き場を失ったたましのように、何時までもさまよい続けていた。
     
    私は何度もそんな闇の中にそっと手を伸ばしてみた。指は何も触れなかった。
     
    その小さな光は、いつも私の指の本の少し先にあった。
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    村上春树:芝士蛋糕形的我的贫穷
     
    我们称呼那块土地叫做“三角地带”,除此以外我们实在不知道该怎么称呼。因为那完全就像画图画出来似的三角形的土地。我跟她住在那块地上是一九七三或七四年的时候。

      虽然说是“三角地带”,不过如果你想象成正三角形那就伤脑筋了。我们住的“三角地带”是更细长、像楔子似的形状。再说明仔细一点的话,首先请先想好一个的圆形芝士蛋糕,然后用刀子切成十二等分。换句话说,照时钟的文字盘一样地切下去。结果当然就产生十二片尖端呈三十度的小芝士蛋糕。把其中一片装在盘子上,一面啜着红茶,一面慢慢地仔细观察看看。这就是-尖端细长的小芝士蛋糕-我们“三角地带”的正确形状了。

      为什么会有这么不自然的土地出现呢?或许你要这样问,或许不问也不一定,不管怎么样都好。不管怎么样我都不知道为什么会这样。问当地的人也都不清楚,只知道那是很久很久以前开始就是三角报了,现在也是三角形,将来很久很久以后也还一定是三角形吧。当地人好像不太想谈,也不太愿意想那块“三角地带”似的。为什么“三角地带”────m长在耳朵后面的疙瘩一样-被这么冷落呢?理由不太清楚,大概因为形状奇怪了吧。

      “三角地带”的两边,有两种铁路穿过,一边是国铁线,一边是私铁线。那两条铁路原来一并行驶的,以这楔子形的尖端为分歧点,像被撕裂开来似的,以不自然的角度各奔南北。这倒是相当具有可看性的景观。望着“三角地带”尖端,电车来来往往的样子,感觉就像站在一艘行驶在海上,乘风破浪的驱逐舰的船头上似的。

      可是从住的舒适感和居家性观点来看的话,“三角地带”实在是乱七八糟一塌糊涂。首先是噪音骚扰,这不用说,因为正好被两条铁路紧紧夹在中间,没有理由不吵。打开大门电车就从眼前奔过,打开后窗那又是另一种电车从跟前冲过。所谓“眼前”的表现法绝对不算夸张。事实上电车来去就是近得可以跟乘客四目相对、点头招呼的程度,现在想起来还是觉得真过分。

      也许你要说,不过等最后一班电车通过以后,就安静下来了吧。一般大家都这么想,连我还没实际搬来以前,也是这么想。可是这里根本就没有所谓的最后一班车。载客列车在凌晨一点左右全部行驶结束之后,接下来深夜货车又紧接着来了,而黎明时分货车告一段落之后,第二天的载客运输又开始了。就这样周而复始、日复一日地没完没了。

      唉呀!总算过去了。

      我们会特地选择这样一个地方住,说来说去还不是为了租金便宜。独栋住宅而有三个房间,连带浴室,外加小小的庭院,租金只要跟一间六叠大的公寓房间一样就行了。既然是独栋住宅,要养猫也可以。简直就像特地为我们准备的家似的。那时候我们才刚结婚,不是我们自豪,实在是穷得可以登在“健力氏记录”上也不奇怪的。我们从车站前面房地产公司的招租条上发现这房子要出租。从条件、租金、格局看来,简直像挖到金子似的惊奇。

      “便宜是便宜呀。”头发秃顶的房地产经纪人说:“可是,相当吵哟,如果能受得了这一点的话,要说挖到宝,捡到便宜倒也可以。”

      “总之能不能让我们看看?”我问。

      “可以呀,不过你们自己去看好不好?我一去头就痛啊。”

      他把钥匙借我们,并画了一张地图,真是轻松的房地产经纪人哪。

      从车站着起来,“三角地带”就在附近。可是实际走起来,跋涉到那里却花了好长好长的时间。

      迂回绕过铁路轨道,踱过陆桥,在脏兮兮的坡道上上下下,最后才从“三角地带”后面绕进去。附近完全没有商店之类的设施。极其落魄偏僻。

      我跟她走进孤伶伶盖在“三角地带”尖端的房子,在那里面迷迷糊糊耗了一个钟头。在那之间无数辆电车通过房子两侧。特别快车一通过,玻璃窗就哗啦哗啦响。电车正在通过的时候,彼此听不见对方的讲话声。如果话说到一半电车来了,我们只好闭上嘴巴等电车完全通过。等安静下来,我们才开始说话,下一班电车又来了。因此我们这种沟通意见的切断或分裂,像极了尚鲁克高达(Jean-Luc Godard)的电影风格。

      不过除了噪音之外,家的气氛本身却相当不错。结构虽然老旧,整体也有若干伤痕,不过客厅既有花台,窗外又有小走廊,感觉颇佳。从窗口限进来春天的阳光,在榻榻米上照出一片四方形,很像很久以前我小时候住的房子。

      “决定租下来吧,确实是吵了一点,不过我想习惯就好了。”我说。

      “只要你说好就好。”她说。

      “在这里像这样安静不动,觉得自己好像真的结了婚,有了家似的。”

      “说的也是。”我说。

      我们回到房地产公司,说要租下房子。

      “不觉得吵吗?”秃顶的房地产经纪人问道。

      “吵是吵哇,习惯了就好。”我说。

      房地产经纪人把眼镜摘下,用纱布擦擦,拿起茶杯喝了一口茶,然后戴上眼镜看看我的脸。

      “哟!你们还年轻嘛。”他说。

      “是啊。”我说。

      于是我们签下租赁合约。

      搬家时借朋友的小型客货车跑一趟就足够有余了。棉被。衣服、餐具、台灯、几本书和一只猫,这就是我们全部的财产了。既没有收音机,也没有电视机。洗衣机、冰箱、餐桌、暖气炉、电话、电开水壶、吸尘器、烤面包机,没一样有的。我们就是穷到这地步。因此说是搬家,也花不了三十分钟。钱没有就是没有,人生非常简单。

      帮我们搬家的朋友,看到我们这新居,被夹在两条铁路之间,好像也吓了一跳。他搬完东西之后,看看我正想说什么的时候,刚好一列特别快车开过,什么也听不见。

      “你说什么?”

      “这种地方真的能住人吗?”他好像很佩服似地说道。

      结果我们在那里住了两年。

      房子盖得糟透了,到处是裂缝,风从四面八方灌进来。因此夏天倒是十分凉快,冬天可就惨如地狱了。既然没钱买暖气炉,于是天一黑,我跟她跟猫就钻进被窝里,名副其实地拥抱着睡觉。早晨起来一看,厨房水槽结冰是经常有的事。

      冬天过去春天来临了。春天是美妙的季节,春天一来,我跟她跟猫都松了一口气。四月里照例有几天是铁路罢工的时候,一到罢工,我们真是幸福。电车一整天连一辆也不在轨道上跑。我跟她抱着猫走下铁轨,晒太阳,简直像坐在湖底一般安静。我们正年轻,才新婚,而阳光又免费。

      到今天我一听到“贫穷”两个字,就会想起那三角形细长的土地。现在那房子里,不知道住着什么样的人?

    July 25

    我可以不朽了

    还在写。。。
    待会儿,可能就去暴睡了。
    redbull我就全指望你了。
    趁着还high的时候多brownsugar一点。
    青春啊。
     
     
     
     
     
     
    刚才wiki大和撫子时才知道撫子其实是石竹。后面还有一个link写着诞生花,我就这么很乙女的点了,然后wiki就闪了我一特不乙女的答案
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    大麻。。。。
     
     
    我无语了
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    就没见过这么写博克的。
    6 小时啊,两千三百字。
    哇哈哈哈哈哈。
    终于,圆满了。
    July 14

    blade of the immortal

    映画版了。
    这也是一种神明的感动。
    感动之一,就是相隔十年多后,沙村大叔又执笔从画,虽然又整死了一片。
    感动至二,就是一看那个卡斯,我就飞泪了。除了万次让小关来役稍微那个什么了点儿,而且还是个妹控。咋说也得让个大大咧咧的色情大叔来嘛,比如大关。
    虽然也在,大关转行画画去了。女儿管炎啊,天才画师!!!
     
    你知道这里有多少黄金组合么???!!!!!!
    我看了卡斯我都要萌死了
     
    凶,让我飞泪了,怎么可能不飞呢?
    天津,除了说是适合,还能说什么,而且还是高声部的??就差小西你快来快来赶快来,来压倒你的头头啊啊
    乙桔,都快透明的那种忧伤,就交给少女你了。
    川上不配,不配不配!(怒)
    伪一,哇哈哈哈,你不要在那里一直哈白琳听见没,我对丰口女王様没啥感觉,除了很女王,觉得应该给雪乃的,这个角色。
    然后的然后,尸良啊尸良,如果不是你,那么就是老猫了~~~
    伪一,给我上!
     
    muahahahahahahahah
    疯了疯了全疯了。
     
    July 09

    and then one day our kids gonna say

    "you know it's totally cool, but NAH~, just let them be them and let us be us..."
    thus no longer boils the chaos in the newly translated protein.
     
    what was in stone was still not in history... tilting the scale for both sides are true.
     
    someone let it go as the spring erodes the rocks... just one is sooner one is later, one is faster they other is slower, one is wider the other is narrower, not only the H2O but also the tolerance and caliber
     
    先週店の姉御に亀を一つ貰った。彼氏の為に香港へ行かなきゃ、多分彼氏とすぐ結婚する。目出度い事なのに。
    措置の事が何でも良いさ、今肝心の大事はカメのナマエどす。
    タマ?
    タマと呼んではいいのか?
    玉のほうが女の子でいる。そして卵(たま)の方も獣でいる。
    でも、カレンは「玉の漢字が嫌い、過し弱々しいの感じ」と言ったら。。。
    似合わないね。
    だから、今タマの名は中国語で読んでる。
     
    小蛋。
    因为像乌龟wbd的说。(-___-bbbbb)
    有人还建议过假发,因为美人桂(龟)。
    本来想用游佐子的,但太绕口了而且没什么联系性,而且我又不哈假面Rider,更何况小蛋是女生。
    另外一只被另一位大侠接济回家,其父已发落,if it won't make as a successful pet, they least it can make to a successful soup ingredient.
    小蛋属于乖的那一只,所以必须分开来养,要不然另一只母老。。。um龟,会啄她。
    母老龟的现任主人大侠还妄想要搞生化试验,顺便再配上3只全副武装成TMNT (name Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphae inclusive)
    小蛋还是很怕生,现在下正试图鬼畜小蛋式的说不要想歪了,只是classical conditioning, 不怕不叫pavlov就做不出实验!
    June 18

    高桥大妈,终于完结了,散花散花

    从小五连载到大三。
    五十六单行本的狗肉锅一旬过后终于完结了。
    可喜可贺啊。
    还给了人家三年的鹊桥。
    不过夫妇们也难免落俗的幸福着了。
    该隔屁的也寿终正寝鸟~  森森啊*哭*
    该冷的藕断丝连滴持续光源式计划中~ 剑太郎啊啊
    不知道现在还兴不兴剧场版化最终话了,如果还有的话,为了豪华卡斯,也要追~*暴*~
    那墨来一张留念吧
     
     
     
    99770_035p
    June 17

    and he said, let there be ....study

    死期八列的写完了eas,闭关了3天考完了neuro,难产了两天半终于挤出了两千三百字。。。恍如隔世地疯了这么久,都快忘了啥时候母亲大人大驾光临鸟~
    上帝说,:“要有学习。。”
     
     
     
     
     
    胃痛
    June 09

    腐女子、BLという言葉に免疫のない方は、閲覧をご遠慮下さいませ。

    昨天刚怨念了一下他们两个为什么还不合作。
    今天就看到了这消息。这个夏天没法安生了阿(欣喜地泪奔)
    啊啊啊啊,终于终于~~~~~~~~~神被我们感动了!!
    而且口味好重哦,强x千万不要cut阿!!
    小羽那个故事也很让人期待。不过不过,如果是达央就更完美了。(贪心的人殴飞)

    ■ ストーリー
    (scarlet)
    大学生のアキオは、美形な同級生・亮とつきあっていた。
    でも寂しがり屋で押しに弱い亮は、女性から誘われる度、断りきれずつきあってしまう。
    ある日アキオは、亮から結婚を考えている女性を紹介され、身を引く決心をするのだが――。

    (ワンナイトスタンド)
    地味で冴えないサラリーマンの晴巳はゲイという性癖を隠して暮らしていた。
    会社のビルのエレベーターで会う藤倉時貴に片想いをしているが、
    ノンケで人気者の彼とは住む世界が違っていて…。
    ある日、ゲイバーで時貴と偶然会い、晴巳は慣れたふりをして時貴を誘うが…。

    ■ キャスト
    上月アキオ : 中村悠一 / 亮 : 杉田智和 / 山本 : 鳥海浩輔
    千場晴巳 : 鈴木千尋 / 藤倉時貴 : 羽多野渉

    ■ 商品情報
    原作 : 斑目ヒロ (幻冬舎コミックス バーズコミックス リンクスコレクション刊)
    発売日 : 2008年8月28日
    価格 : 3,000円 (ディスク1枚)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    01.你的本命声優?
    杉田智和

    02.喜歓他多久?
    05年认识,07年初看上...

    03.第一眼看見他照片時的感覺?
    猥琐的正直青年!!

    04.看完照片有跟想像差很多嗎?
    哎哟,这么成熟的声音居然是从长了这么一双纯目的男人身体里发出来的!

    05.接觸他的第一部動畫
    禽兽(Saint Beast)系列

    06.説出最喜歡他役的3個角色?
    银桑是他人生的真实写照!
    キョン是他吐槽能力的最强体现!
    キバットШ世是他依旧年轻的标志!
    レン三岛是他腹黑的最有力证明!(ORZ,4个了啊...)


    07.有不喜歡他役的角色嗎?
    基本男性向里的白痴男主都让我很崩塌...(典型代表“Shuffle!”里那被所有女人爱着的男人..不过也许是老头自己向往的生活吧= =||)

    08.最希望他能配哪種類型的人物?
    腹黑变态人生残缺(哦,咎狗之血里已经体现),各么没啥要求了...

    09.他有出唱片嗎?
    没吧,只有唱过歌应该。

    10.喜歡他唱快歌或慢歌?
    即使跑调也都喜欢~~

    11.請列舉3首你最愛他的“獨唱”歌?
    “ハレ晴レユカイ”吉他清唱版。(听完后我流泪了,突然觉得老头的声乐老师能把这么个5音不全的娃儿拉巴成这样,您是伟大的!)

    “うたかたのオペラ”(第一次听是在安其利可舞踏会上,配合那胃痉挛面孔和延迟症动作,是那么的和谐~~)

    “birdcage”(听了3年的禽兽里角色歌曲,所以也错觉了3年以为这小子唱歌很好..都是录音棚惹的祸!!)


    12.請列舉3首最愛他和別人“合唱”的歌?
    除了在见面会上跟大家一起齐唱“僕たちのANNIVERSARY”外,我实在没有任何关于他跟其他人合唱的记忆...


    13.喜歡他的獨唱還是合唱?
    依然都喜欢~~

    14.將來想聽到他跟誰合唱(請列出男跟女)
    男人:娘娘,中村,小野...哎哟,你们一家门出张家庭专集么好类!!还有跟小羽也唱唱吧,虽然人家唱歌本事比老头强的不是一级两级的问题了...

    女人:水树奈奈吧,虽然我对这姑娘没感觉,但老头娘娘小羽喜欢..希望能满足他们的愿望。


    15.比較喜歡他哪套動畫的系列歌?
    不是很哈chobiits,但是很哈H&C, 当然还有银他妈
    奔地(奔向地球)的OP我也喜欢,因为是UVERworld唱的...


    16.最期待他下一張CD會是哪一部的?
    一张跟成田爸爸的是炒冷饭,一张跟大宙的花嫁雷,我还能有啥期待...

    17.如果他以後只配音不出唱片的話?
    可以!我完全接受!!老头本来就是声音主又不是歌唱主的..

    18.收集完他的CD了?
    没...有的实在太雷,听完就删了= =||

    19.他結婚了嗎?
    当然..没..我严重怀疑就他这种性格的男人,女人交往起来肯定很困难= =||

    20.不管有沒有結婚,私心希望他的另一半是(限聲優)
    从老头视角出发,水树姑娘吧..
    从本人视角出发,也许只有男人们才能接受老头吧...比方说那一家门...


    21.為什麼你會希望是上面那位?
    哎哟,不是我希望,是事实撒~~
    娘娘无时无刻不在广播里用宠溺的口气说着老头的囧事,BD一边告戒人家不要再提老头名字,一边让老头在自己家里一个星期住了四天...这不都已经是表面上的事情了吗??


    22.有收藏他的動畫嗎?
    算有吧...

    22.是哪些呢?
    银魂,H&C,X1999, 凉宫,禽兽...都刻了。

    24.覺得他哪部動畫的CAST很豪華?
    禽兽吧,第一次看到那卡司时候就飞泪了!!

    25.在CAST役部分想看到誰!!
    如果老头,娘娘,中村,小野,小羽,达央一起上个片子,再残再狗血再白烂我也看!

    26.他留給你印象深刻的名句?
    H&C里头背着阿由被人家告白是的嗯嗯很欠pia
    27.他有沒有配過BL的片子
    奔地我当BL看...

    28.那你喜歡他配BL嗎
    其实不少还满雷的...因为受不了老头那哈来来的H声,明显就是在乱叫!

    29.知道他有配過“吹替”嗎?
    应该没有..路人甲乙丙就不知道了...

    30.毎天會聽他的歌嗎?
    没,银他妈已随风而去了。。。*远眺*

    31.若一天沒聽會如何?
    不是刚回答完么??!!!

    32.毎天去他的官網或看他的日記嗎?
    老头写日记就跟生孩子一样困难,

    33.那一天會瀏覽幾次?
    于是..我一个月能看一次就不错了= =||

    34.請説出他最讓你萌的一點?
    PURE目(娘娘说的),很粘人(中村,娘娘说的),穿衣服有品味(小羽说的),衣服SIZE是男装的XS,但还没到要穿女装的地步(老头自己说的)。

    35.如果他不是聲優,覺得什麼職業最適合他?
    1、家政服务。老头有专门培训过
    2、脚本创作。老头的爱好
    3、时尚设计。老头与生俱来的品位


    36.你對他現在的愛有多少%?
    跟娘娘一样都是满点!

    37.最近覺得熱度有減退中嗎?
    只有升温!!

    38.你會喜歡他多久?
    本人拥有良好习惯喜新不厌旧。

    40.覺得我是不是不該問上面第39的問題?
    觉得40题很多余== ||

    41.聽過他的DRAMA嗎?
    废话!

    42.會去收刮他的DRAMA來聽?
    再雷也要去听。虽然很可能听完就扔...

    43.如果他能陪你一天,你会?
    请帮我收拾房间...

    44.如果能從他那裡得到一樣東西,你想要...?
    尾戒。

    45.覺得他本人和哪個他役的人物很像?
    说了银桑是他人生的写照了呀!

    39.有沒有想過如果哪一天不喜歡他了?
    我有喜新不厌旧的好习惯。
    46.你覺得他在聲優界的好朋友?
    对着娘娘、平川叫兄さん,动不动就蹭到中村家,时不是拉着小羽去吃饭,生日时候YUSA送腰带...老头那句“青二的人都对我很好的”让我流泪了~~
    47.你週遭包括朋友..網友..有人跟你一樣喜歡他嗎?
    难说阿,隔壁的多多少少也哈他,但没我这么颠吧。
    48.你覺得他們對本命聲優的愛比你多嗎?
    这没啥好比的。
    49.有因他敗家的很嚴重嗎?
    还不至于。有一点点羞愧我收集的都不是正版。

    50.希望他能出什麼周邊?
    有爱的我都会收。

    51.你有100萬會拿來為他做什麼?
    到日拍上拍最嗲位置的票子去日本看生的!!

    52.若能真實見到他~你的反應會是...?
    你果然是纯目的吐槽猥琐正直青年。人生圆满无所求。

    53.你喜歡的聲優已經是大叔或大嬸嗎?
    当然不是..人家还是20代的!

    54.覺得他以前跟現在的改變?
    老头这辈子都改变不了了。

    55.他下一歩做什麼事會讓你高興?
    请来这里吧,实在不行NYC也凑合,我也会“奔地”的。

    56.覺得他哪個角色最成功?
    银桑啊啊啊啊啊~~

    57.會為了他有跑龍套而特地去看某一集動畫嗎?
    暂时还没有……剧情不是我喜欢的话,我还是受不了orz

    58.若只能跟他拍照或握手~你會選?
    拍照,趁不备袭手。

    59.承上題~為什麼?
    在有限的时间里完成更多的愿望是我的人生准则!!

    60.你覺得他在聲優界算是帥哥或美女?
    老头不美人,没人是美人了...

    61.你覺得他在聲優界紅嗎?有人氣嗎?
    客观说中上,毕竟人家还没得过AWARD奖撒~~

    62.有被他的什麼消息嚇到過嗎?
    我抗击打能力比较强,目前没有。但如果突然说要结婚,估计会SHOCK,只是因为会觉得哪家的姑娘要进火坑了= =||

    63.請很認真的對他説句話
    请继续吐槽粘人下去!!

    64.對寫這份本命聲優問卷的感覺
    我满脑子邪念阿。。

     


     

    June 08

    半文不白,肉麻不拉叽一些废话

    本人一向有两大个人原则:不当林妹妹,不做马后炮。
    当初是自己的决定,走了,就不后悔。
    自己的路,不论是荆棘坎坷,还是风调雨顺,该经历的,都逃不过。
    没有那个必要去愤世嫉俗的嫉妒,或者涂脂抹粉的羡慕。
    没有那个必要远隔千里,去叹息一些有的没的。
    还是孩子,哭着喊着的还是要争,听不懂,也做不到。
    还是女人,明着暗着里的小心眼儿,看得出,点不破。
    那一点稚气也被沉重的巴掌给打的灰飞烟灭。
    没有资格去否认那些浮游一般的魅力,同样也没有赞同的必要。况且,这个年龄,用“欣赏”的字眼,也未免可笑了一点。
    没有资本去堆砌那些霞红珠灰的词藻,向绝大多数人一样,通过个性来寻找自我,去博得赞同或这厌恶的反馈。
    到了最后,还是像火柴诗人一样,不得不回归于柴米油盐的原始。
    只不过,缩短了中间的步骤,跳过了一部分的迷茫以及热情。
    一步,一步地走下去。
    踏着你的脚印,看着你的背影,走下去。
     
    人,真的是会变。
    但不会,为那些没有选择的,去惋惜。
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    哎呀妈呀,所以就是说用中文写别扭了吧。
    全当今天天气热,解暑偏方吧。
    May 23

    unrealistic optimistic promote survival

    stress=>
               depession=>
                                realistic=>
                                              NOT ENHANCING SURVIVAL 失望
    May 15

    遣っちゃだな

    今、特別な感じがないよさ
    どうしてオトコ達のココロはこんなにジョシ見たいなのに。
    分かりません。
    何度も分かりません。
    お前らはマジでオトコなの?
    ちょっとゼツボウした
    ドイツも、コイツモ。
    確りしで貰えませんか?
    モウ、おまえとはなしたくない。
    私には御前が消えでもいいさ。
    今本当にこんなことが心配する暇がなああああああああああああああああああああああああああああい~~
    おまえは良い確りしろよコノヤロウ~
    April 25

    佛曰:let go my feet

    It is this time of the year again
    before I will never and ever and ever update here again
    lemme stretch these claws and make few scratch marks before forever sank into ths quicksand of Les Misérables
     
    That 70s' show
    two days ago, i went to Sage's office and pick up my 银他妈,after such a long time no hear, i shuffled some new trends
    ABBA has good songs, also do led zeppelin
    does the lyrics itself has any latent meaning or do people just generally get high in such hip years?
    still can remember Churnoff had lotsa posters of all the greatest posters on his classroom wall...Beatle, Led zeppelin, U2...
    imagining one day, 50 years later, can see some hanghing poser of beyonce in bikini in some antique store...
     
    Diet
    is it the summer or is it the stress
    girls are onto it again this year
    is it?
    with half pot of rice 3 packs of egg 2 jars of pickle and 3 packs of engergy drink
    at this rate, I will become a vegeterian in no time tho (...hen scream)
    last time i had to view a greenish bloody scene of a carnivorous friend slaughter off 3 entire plate of spinach in an all-u-can-eat
    end up both of us pretty much dysfunctional at the end of the dinner
    she, from fighting it
    me, from flighting it
     
     
    OCD
    Recently, I have to confess
    that I have developed a habit
    like lady macbeth
    Not that I have commited homicide maybe can be convicted guilty of self-abuse on killing brain cells
    but they do work better after soaking with warm water and 90 seconds of soap
    and lotion free too
    the point is to get them clean instead of greesy right
     
    but then again, if i really have the OCD on cleanliness
    i woulda do my landry already
    two weeks ago first thing in the morning was running down to basement and washing 3 loads of landry
    and clean up my room: sorting once, vaccum twice and wiping trice
    and make me highly doubt next time i ever do this again is when there s also 3 loads to wash...
    o well, give or take, least wait till exams are done
     
    who am i kidding?
     
     
    そしてね、これは大変~
    ツマさんね、この後てね、うちのそばにいることが出来ますよ!!
    めでたしい、めでたしい~~
    ええ?それでは、彼女とニホンゴをつづく勉強も出来るさ~
    懐かしいや~~
    April 02

    春のカタミ

    もうすぐ春になるね。今、ヴァンの方が花よきれいとおだてられ、咲いてみせればすぐ散らされる。
    トロントは桜があまりないよね、ちょっと寂しいですけれども、暖かい風を吹くの時、ここの春も来たと思う。
    After two days of the gray moist  in the air, Toronto is slowing melthing into its spring.
    Hesitating to take the leap or not, the city still swings back and forth between the warmth of last few days in winter and early chill of this new spring.
     
    Joker
    8:00pm
    Robart
    yesterday,
    Somone post on the biome BBS, said the avg of test two for pharm is too high, so the prof bellcurve it down.
    then followed by least half a dozen looser like me bother to checked with"no way man but happy april foolz"
    that was a little bit funni with nice effort
     
    8:05
    Robart
    she got a call from her mom, half choking, half weeping, forced her out of the room for a instance, and when she came back
    "oh, my grandpa just died"
    you...huh...???!!!
    your...what????!!
    my first reaction was, omg do you have a test tomorrow, and then i thought of the BBS
    but the SHE was choking right in front of myface and the rest of the people scatter on my table couldn't help but staring at her face, as if this is one of the border joke...
    and then i went out, half knowing where I'm in, she burtst herself a little, in the lobby
    i...m....sorry to hear that
    it was a heart attack and nobody sees it coming along but now her mom has to leave for china for funeral before this sunday
    im sorry...for your grandpa
    Isn't this a big joke as well? a tipped-over border and belated joke that played on the exact time when we needed in life.
    March 29

    In process

    There are always two things to praise about on a Saturday afternoon in Robart: first, it’s half empty (which I choose to see as half full), second, it’s full of loosers like us.

    Two nights before my mom phoned me, and told me about THE COUPLE who are coming to Toronto for visit. Surprisingly, THE baby of THE COUPLE is also coming along.

    Is five years of age gap really a difference or it is the new life brought on a new dimension to life?

    Considering it is not as difficult to get along with people with 10 years of difference toward either direction. Is being a mother, or parent so much difference than being individual?

    “what career do you picture yourself as after graduation?”

    “when do you plan to get married?”

    “where would you like to settle after you are ‘done’?”

    Well, it is not like I had completely not planning ahead of these but just right there, right on the dinner table, right in front of this family, I began to wonder about a little… this is it, this is everybody trying hard to win like the biggest 649 price and talk about what’s on sale at the costco market and while arguing whichever is the best district for education…while people in my district cannot even decide what to have for tomorrow’s lunch.

    I had thought about it, where I would like to be, what position I should fulfill, when about I should get by various meaning, licenses in my life.

    But this is too real, too bare, too flesh and bone, just right in front of me… of how life is and what life is meant to be…

    It is not like I haven’t framed my picture with starting a family, packing the lunch for kids and driving them for soccer practice…or, according to you, basketball…

    I thought I am not there yet to look back into history and sigh how time flies…but…

    Not too long ago I can wander about where you take your chemistry class and greet to you during lunch hour…

    And here I am three years of out of home, out of town, into the college, into the world…

    Maybe I still need a little bit time, a little bit more room for growth, a little bit more potential for preparation…

     But then, I shall be ready upon time requests, and you shall be there, by my side, because I will be by your side as well,  as always... that is what I take and make, for granted, mon petite amie  :)

     

     

     そしてひとり語りしでもいいですか。
    キミの事どすや。しなければあかんや。
    知っているなの?勿論知ってるさ。今度の言葉を是非聴きで下さい。
    ハチネンマイね、あのコトバね、あのね、ドウシの方が忘れがった、申し訳有りませんでした><。
    是非気にしないで下さい。
    そして、ウチのニホンゴ今度はアノトキより本当に進みしましたね?
    March 15

    図書館

    今、図書館に勉強中。
    デモ、全然勉強したくないさ。苦しい~~~~~~~
    March 02

    test the other year

    its abit late i know...
    last week, gr8, LAST week eh?
    fen got her japanese langu. prof test result back on mon
    mine hadnt arrived
    she tole me its probably cuz i reg later than her
    but honestly....
     
    now i need to flash back to dec, its good story, im tellin ya
    last dec, about 3 days before i lay onto my deathbed, honestly, so far, nobody, NOBODY had schedule that screwed as bad as me for last dec finals ok? i had 3 exams on one day, its 9 hours test per day, 12 hours on campus, and stupid SS cant defer anyone for me coz one out of three is not a FINAL, its a term test, but sh*t term test is also 35% ok? anywayz im off topic...
    3 days before i layed on my deathbed, yes, im back from the land of the underworld now...coz i need to hunt the ones who killed me...lol
    anywayz (2nd time), i had of course certainly absolutely no time to study for that upcoming lang test at all... i still recall the afternoon before i was still reading the primary paper for the food sci class...
    and plus, that test was on sunday...10 am...and there is no public transit on sun till 9am
    so saturday afternoon, me and fen went to her friend's house near york, and first lesson arrving uptown
    before you approach your material, you need to review the culture....by eating sushi buffet and enrich that omega three in your system
    8pm the night before the test, fianlly me started serious cramming,
    how serious?
    ok i acutally bought a set with all CDs and past test and dictionary in CHINA for this test
    and i end up reading the dictionary on bed... pages after pages... page after pages... untill i loose tract and loose my brain an loose my conscious after 3 hours...the bed was so comfy and the sushi was so tasty and the brain was so dizzy...
    and after the five hours of continously torture my eyes on the small font from the dictionary and 4 months of isolation from the language, I, formally fell into the bed of the underworld before time ... while fen the brave soilder who started her fight 6 hours earlier than me and still continues her journey...on the same small font text... oh ya and not to mention we practiced listening by wearing ear phones which connected to ya*i drama CD on FEN's computer coz i didnt even bother to bring my, and i dun have the cd player...
    when i morning arrived and you rose from your death bed, you just felt equally screwed, now you dun realli wish for deathbed anymore, you kinda just wish for death notes....and when i opened my eyes, fen continuously fighting on... and continuosly fighting on till the car, continuously fighting on till the York U
    it was soo frigging cold outside....and we couldnt realli find the examination place...
    thawing in the hallway of the line-up, eventually we made our entrance at the test room
    ok the following is not going to interest you so im just going to type the interesting part to me...
    ok...ok...ok...
     
    omg the listeing i swore i heard koyasu i swore i heard koyasu i swore i heard koyasu... i was biting my fingers in extacy when i was doing the listening part because throughout that whole section i was high on guess whose voice i heard... but when i need to circle the answer, i couldnt remember what he said...
     
    um...thats pretty much the highlight of the test...except i had this 10 year old sitting beside me and this 40 behind me....
     
    by the end of the test, when i once more saw fen and my other bravely fought soilders whom suffered with me last summer on the same class yet happen to join the same squad... we all agreed, it was, indeed, a good game...
     
     
    not untill the monday where her certificate sent to our mail box i couldnt recall what exactly happened... and all i can think of is ok if you pass i didnt then you treat me sushi...
    and wedsday when we came from pho noodle fen suddenly craved for dessert so she bought a cake, no realli im not kidding, a cake... mine was there too... i scored the highest on listenign....
     
    the pass was 60%, guess how much i scored?
     
     
    F.Y.I
    1) on the certificate they spelt my name wrong my last name became yag
     
    2) the CD i heard the night before i think it was pink chopin, you know why i get all worked up by Koyasu
     
    3)Koyasu Takahito, wagashi...hohoho
    銀魂高杉晋助
    gintama Takasugi Shinsuke
     
    February 20

    If thou art obese, thou shall stop eating french fries and switchest to onion ring!

    vet library 的网络好爽,我都没心情看书了
    February 18

    red bull 哈皮ing

    OK let's face it, I have gained, and ths is only the third day I have come here...

    Dy, you did a such a good job as 饲养员, I have been pampered under the very own meaning of American Native Greese, yes I mean it...

    remember how it is hard to convince ANYONE around me for junkfood, ok maybe expept you Karen Hou. For here, I have ate least 6 means containg French Fries as sides...oh and trust me, they are good...yes, goooooooooooooood.

    Have landed here for 3 days, I have been to malls everyDAY, yes my bitches, EVERYDAY, I know you know I know that I am not a crazy fan for shopping, but trust me, when you see that BCBG blazer cutting the price from 260 to 45, you just can't afford youself to not to bring it home with you...

    ok fine....acutally I didn't do that much as you think crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrazy shoppin...it was just...some...

    but today was kinda glorious in someway...yesterday, Dy went to the lab and did the pre-work for this week... so the original deal of today is I stay at home and study and he labs at his lab...

    ending up he remembers something before he went out home, he forget to devide his cancer cell into two cultures before grow them into patches... so the lab must be redo and delayed for one more day...therefore instead of labing the whole day, he came back around 11, devided is cells, woke me up, and said,"ok, today's weather is actually better than I thought, let's go syracuse"

    going to syracuse isn't a big fuss, nor is shopping at the mall, which named carrousel mall, yes, there is a carrousel, in the middle of the food court, with miles ok kids lining up for it...and then I got half dozen of socks and 2 pairs of black stocking and pair of heels with 4 body butters and 3 dunkin donut with a latte at that mall...it was a funky mall, they made realli mean dunkin donut, the size comes bigger than tim horton!!! so does the amount of sugar...

    and on the way back to ithaca, which is like an hour or so drive, we lost ourself, in Jamesville National Park...we pulled over twice at random places to check the road, and i wear to you right now i had no idea what's going on...but kinda "uh-huh","yes...?" and "honey, drive on your own lane" my way back... when we got onto 81Hwy, which is back to the right way...already half an hour later, and the sun is sinking to China too...I was not hungry at all but in the deperate need for washroom, since bearing for an hour of emergency driving after a medium latte seems to reach the maxium capacity of mine...finally Dy brough me to the ever famous Doug Fish and Chips, told by Marc, who pays regular vist to it least every two weeks, depite half hour drivig from town...they had realli realli nice washroom, and fried cod fish in tabasco ketchup... again with side oder, this time is cole saw and fried onions....and by the time we came back, I was shuffled with unsat, sat, trans fat in my stomach...

    then i decided that I HAVE to study from tomorrow on!!! so I wined and wailed the neccessity of red bull...finally, after my bugging for 15 min, we headed into the big snow...to P&C food, and then there he is, in front of the door, "let's go...red bull.."

    I hesitate a little,"my name is Ariel"

    ......

    so hereby I inherit the title of red bull with honor......

     

    ...~~~~东区,东区...from 我猜